Blog Guy, I need fashion help. I’m a satyr.

You mean like that Jewish dinner?

No, that’s a Seder. I’m half man, half goat, and I’d like to find something nice to wear. I’ve been interested in fashion since I was a kid.

A KID? Wow, that word works for both the human AND goat parts of you!

Yes, I thought you’d like that. Can you help me?

Sure. Take a look at this crap from Paris Fashion Week. It’s just the thing.

Awesome! Thank you! You know, your humor writing is very popular in the satyr community.

Yes, I do publish some good satyr satire.

I wish you hadn’t said that.

Ah, I’m just getting your goat!

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